Saturday, December 19, 2009

Why I am not afraid of Death

Well, some of you may not believe me if I say I am not gonna die because not even Mr. Buddha survived the Meme Death. But I must tell you one thing about after dying; Meme Death has nothing to do with me after I am dead. The only thing I have to worry about is Grand dad Chogyal Gyelpo and his retinue of animal headed comical figures headed by furious joker called DeNagchung and Helpless priest called Lha Karpo.

Frankly, I am not afraid of De Nagchung (Black Demon) and his helpers just like I have never feared Grand dad Chogyal Gyelpo himself. I have heard about Chogyal Gyelpo since I was child.My grandparents had heard about it since they were children. Sure Chogyal Gyelpo enjoyed long life but I am sure he is too old to live for me to die. I have made my mind that I will die only after Chogyal Gyelpo’s death, so that I don’t have to squat infront of him. I don’t want him to passed judgement while I squat infront of him. I will tell to his face that this is twenty first century and he ought to give me chair to sit.

Incase I have to die before demise of Chogyal Gyelpo, I will go with elaborate preparation. I have heard DeNgchung was injured in soccer match between heaven and hell . So I will go when he was in hospital treating his injury. As for other deities led by Raksha Lango, I have to bribe them.

I know Raksha(ox head deity) will hungry and tired since it has to pass judgement to many sentient beings everyday. I will take bunch of sweet grass for his refreshment.For Phagdong ( pig-head), I will give him human shit. For Monkey, I will give bananas and so on. Only deity I am afraid of is Jachung(Garuda) as I don’t know what does it eats.

Still then, with youth at my advantage, I am sure I have lots of time to research on Shinjay Legoen( workforce of Chogyal Gyelpo), so that I can bribe them without letting them know that they are being bribed by my soul. Besides I am sure, my film studies(cheating studies) will help me lot.

…Please if you are afraid of after dead state, please contact me for deception training…hehehehe.


  1. Wai, Is KN Sharma, RP singh and Ngawang Drakpa still in Mongar High School? if u happen to meet give my respect. they are my teachers.